Laugh Out Your Stress

If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake
up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street
and the owner's dog comes through the
backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the
roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of
bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed
with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand.
- If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen
so that no one will steal it.
- If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d
lights went off.
- If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter
- If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under
mango trees @nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it
ur car!
- If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while
walking in the street.
- If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd
sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one u do
Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.. OMG !!!!

A Guy was in love with a girl but never
had the guts to tell her. One night around
11pm he gathered some courage &
sent her a text sayin.. "I love you, I wana date
you. Plz reply
& tell me how u feel." A few seconds later
he received a message alert on his phone.
He was so scared & tensed to open it that night
so he decided not to check & reply until the
next morning when he's less tense. When he
woke up the next day he
prayed seriously about the message for good
news,did his morning chores,brushed
his teeth,ate his breakfast, had his bath,dressed
up then climbed into bed &
picked his phone to read the message. This was
the response he read: "Dear customer
you have insufficient balance to send this
message. Please recharge your account
and try again. 

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HUSBANDS FOR SALE!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the

entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.. You may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor.

Floor 4 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, they are good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor.

Floor 5 These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, they are gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor.

Floor 6: You are visitor no. 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

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