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10 signs to know you are an ugly girl... 

Ugly girls are already familiar with this signs. 

1. ugly girls will tag 300 people in a pix on Facebook & still get 3 likes probably from her family members.

2. If your ugly guys will feel free when talking to you because they see you as a guy (one of them), some will even seek your advice on how to woo/spin another girl...

3. If no man has ever stopped to offer you lift. (Free ride) Your ugly

4.when female folks like you wanna take a pix dey hand over the camera to you.

5.if no guy has ever paid for you in a public bus, then you have to do something about your looks

6. You will pass 15 times in a street no man ever does shhhhiii (calls you?) Visit T.B Joshua.

7.when ever there is drama rehearsals in church they always select you to play d role of a witch, vampire or demons..

8. Each time you ask for school fees, your parents grumble ( they see no reason to invest in a thing whose looks won't attract foreign suitors / investors lolzzz)

9. On fb bbm twitter Your answering names like Honey-sugar-coted-berry-luv-miss-cutie-pinky-berry-Halley-berry-so-sweet-soft-$exy-diva-pretty-JoJo-queen-mudafucker-dope-ass-bitchy-haters-hating-kinky-i-wan-go-toilet-ish. Then your really very ugly.

10.finally ugly girls won't even like the post but would comment harshly because they are angry their secrets is being exposed...

Yesterday, I was sitting in the
church, and it was time for
offering so the offering basket
was passed around. Despite the
Pastor's charge for good offering,
I still hurriedly and secretly pulled
out N50 from my pocket and
dropped it.
Just then, the person behind me
tapped me on the shoulder and
handed me a N1,000 note. I
smiled, then put d N1,000
majestically in the basket and
passed it on. I turned and
thanked the man profusely for
being so generous.
He replied, "Don't mention my
dear, after all it fell off your
pocket."
Whaaaat???
If you are in my shoe what will
you do, take the money from the
offering box or face the man to
pay you your money or forget
everything? 

  

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